{"product_id":"swish-slinky-tail-bag-patchy-twat","title":"Swish Slinky Tail Bag - Patchy Twat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🦄 Jaded Unicorn Slinky Tail Bag - Patchy Twat 🦄\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis one's for the Patchy Twats! \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing \u003cstrong\u003eexclusive original artwork\u003c\/strong\u003e by Jaded Unicorn creator Rhiannon Wingard, this custom-printed fabric was designed exclusively for Jaded Unicorn and can't be found anywhere else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from premium 240 GSM UPF50+ swim lycra (85% polyester \/ 15% spandex), this tail bag is soft, stretchy, durable, and quick-drying, helping reduce friction, minimise tangles, and protect tails in style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTie-in style - no rug required\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExclusive Jaded Unicorn original artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium 240 GSM UPF50+ swim lycra\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable, stretchy, water resistant and quick-drying\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHelps reduce friction and tail breakage.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFaux leather tassels to swish away flies \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandmade in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCan't find your preferred size instock? Don't want tassels? For custom options \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/jadedunicorn.au\/products\/pre-order-slinky-swish-slinky-tail-bag-patchy-twat?_pos=1\u0026amp;_sid=19ebcdd61\u0026amp;_ss=r\" title=\"Pre-order Patchy Twat Tail Bag\"\u003ePre-order here!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur \u003cstrong\u003ePatchy Twat\u003c\/strong\u003e print is perfect for those who appreciate a sense of humour and aren't afraid to show a little personality, because ordinary tail bags were never really your thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGentle cold machine wash in a wash bag or hand wash with mild detergent. Do not bleach or tumble dry. Dry in shade. Avoid rough surfaces and sharp objects. Remove regularly to check the tail and fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCheck out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/jadedunicorn.au\/blogs\/how-to\/how-to-tie-a-tail-bag\" title=\"How to tie our tail bags\"\u003eblog\u003c\/a\u003e on how to tie in a tail bag correctly and safely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot sure which size to choose? Check out our\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/jadedunicorn.au\/blogs\/how-to\/how-to-choose-the-correct-size-tail-bags\" title=\"Size Guide\"\u003e size guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease note: Due to the handmade nature of our products, pattern placement and logo positioning will vary, making each Slinky Tail Bag truly one of a kind. Product colours may vary slightly due to lighting and screen settings.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jaded Unicorn","offers":[{"title":"XS (45cm)","offer_id":49427257295003,"sku":null,"price":24.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pony (55cm)","offer_id":49427257360539,"sku":null,"price":24.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cob (65cm)","offer_id":49427257426075,"sku":null,"price":24.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Full (75cm)","offer_id":49427257557147,"sku":null,"price":24.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL Full (85cm)","offer_id":49427257688219,"sku":null,"price":24.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0761\/8917\/1867\/files\/Patchy_Twat_Swish_Slinky_Tail_Bag.jpg?v=1788165899","url":"https:\/\/jadedunicorn.au\/products\/swish-slinky-tail-bag-patchy-twat","provider":"Jaded Unicorn","version":"1.0","type":"link"}